The Story of Ah Singh

1. A Singh who is a sailor?
~ Karpal Singh ~

2. A Singh who attends a Chinese wedding party?
~ Yam Singh ~

3. A Singh who is digging a hole?
~ Menggali Singh ~

4. A Singh who likes to slap people?
~ Tau Ba Singh ~

5. A Singh who is a gangster?
~ SamSingh ~

6. A Singh who is lost?
~ MisSingh ~

7. A Singh who is noisy?
~ BisSingh ~

8. A Singh who likes herbs?
~ GinSingh ~

9. A Singh who kills people?
~ AssasSingh ~

10. A Singh with one ball?
~ BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh) ~

11. A Singh with two balls?
~ BalanSingh (Balancing) ~

12. A Singh with three balls?
~ AmaSingh (Amazing) ~

13. A Singh who is swimming in an iced pool?
~ KuldipSingh (Cold Deep Sink) ~

14. A Singh who likes to drink soyabean milk?
~ YeohHupSingh ~

15. A Singh who owns a ship that sank?
~ No lah, not TitanicSingh. He's KaramSingh~

16. A Singh who was sacked from the national hockey team?
~ RelaxSingh~

17. A Singh who is a lausy Singh?
~ OwtarSingh ~

18. A Singh who likes roundabout?
~ PuSingh ~

19. A Singh who is flying around on a broom?
~ SouPahSingh ~

20. A Singh who is a three-star general?
~ SamLapSingh (Cantonese) ~

21. If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country?
What will they call their currency?
~ MataWang AhSingh ~

22. Then, what do you call a Singh who likes to scold people?
~ TiewNiaSingh ~