Snacks of Humor

[1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
      But don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

[2] Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

[3] A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
     Then why not a software engineer become a software?

[4] Find keys in a Key board 
     But do not expect a mother in mother board.

[5] Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
     But don't expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death."