What is marketing?

You see a handsome guy at a party and you go up to him and say "I'm fantastic in bed.
~That is Direct marketing~

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy and one of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says "She's fantastic in bed".
~That is Advertising~

You see a handsome guy at a party, then you got up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed".
~That is telemarketing~

You're at a party and see a handsome guy, you get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I" and reach up to straighten his tie brushing yourself slightly against his arm and then say "by the way, I'm fantastic in bed".
~That is Public Relations~

You're at a party and see a handsome guy he walks up to you and says "I hear you're fantastic in bed".
~That is "Brand Recognition"~

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friends.
~That is a Sales Rep~

Your friend cant satisfy him so he calls you.
~That is Tech Support~

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be a handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs. "I'm fantastic in bed!"
~That's Spam~