Monday, December 31, 2007
Friday, December 28, 2007
Amazing Drawing with Alphabet
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Bees
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of petrol,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!'
The man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my petrol tank'?
The bee answered,
(I see you smiling)
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
Four Proud Dads!!!
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
MORAL OF THE STORY.......
DISAPPOINTMENTS COME IN A VERY UNEXPECTED SITUATION...
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Love and Life
Love is for life,
Life is not for love,
Love may fail in life,
Life should never fail in love,
So, don't spoil life in love,
But don't forget love in life.
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Sunday, December 2, 2007
Super Baby World Record !!!
HAVE A LOOK!!!!
Age: 11 Months
Weight: 52.5kg
Per Day Diet: 1 kg Rice and 5 litres Milk, 2kg Beef
Birth Place: India-Rajasthan
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Friday, November 23, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
What If I Have Failed
When it looks like I have
Failure doesn't mean I'm a failure.
It does mean I haven't yet succeeded.
Failure doesn't mean I have accomplished nothing.
It does mean I have learned something.
Failure doesn't mean I have been a fool.
It does mean I had enough faith to experiment.
Failure doesn't mean I have been disgraced.
It does mean I dared to try.
Failure doesn't mean I don't have it.
It does mean I have to do something a different way.
Failure doesn't mean I am inferior.
It does mean I am not perfect.
Failure doesn't mean I should give up.
It does mean I should tray harder.
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Sunday, November 18, 2007
They are all the same
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain
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Friday, November 16, 2007
Modern Wife
These are the type of women we should be marrying....
Modern women - so says the men?
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....They don't come to change the family, they are here to... (READ ON!)
The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years."
"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);
Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!
"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.
"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"
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Friday, November 9, 2007
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Snacks of Humor
[1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!
[2] Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)
[3] A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?
[4] Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.
[5] Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don't expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death."
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