Life is too short for the wrong job

No matter how your life is,
make sure that you are in the correct way!

BMW Sport Bicycle

Super Dad want to have 100 Children

AJMAN - AUG 20: A one-legged father-of-78 is preparing for his next two marriages as he closes in on his target of having 100 children by 2015. UAE national Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman , 60, has already had 15 brides, though he divorces wives to make way for new ones in order to stay within the legal limit of four. His youngest child, Tariq, is 20 days old and his oldest, Ayoob, is 36. And he has more babies on the way from two of his three current wives.

Daad Mohammed lost a leg in a road accident and plans to have an artificial limb fitted in Jaipur in India – and while there he hopes to find one of his new brides. One more has already been lined up in Baluchistan , Pakistan .

"In 2015 I will be 68 years old and will have 100 children," he said. "After that I will stop marrying. I have to have at least three more marriages to hit the century.

"Two of my wives are pregnant and they will give birth within two months.Tariq was delivered by my wife Mariam. He is healthy and happy and will have two more brothers or sisters soon. And I am also happy because Allah is giving me more children." The retired truck-driver, policeman and soldier has two other babies – fourmonth-old Alma and eightmonth-old Sara.

Two other children, Adnan and Sulaiman, are under two years old. His wives and exwives include Bedouins from the UAE plus women from India , Pakistan , Bangladesh , Iran and Oman . They live in Ajman, Umm Al Quwain, Sharjah, Abu Dhabi and Al Ain. Daad Mohammed, whose home is in Al Bustan, Ajman , spends time with each of them and has a family gettogether every Friday.

He is head of possibly the largest single UAE dynasty with 127 members, including 49 grandchildren, and has 15 houses. Two of his wives have died. Now he is going to have the same type of artificial limb – known as the Jaipur foot – that Indian dancer Sudha Chandran uses.

"After Ramadan, I will go to Jaipur to get an artificial leg and marry a beautiful Rajasthani girl," he told Emirates Today. "I have had seven Indian brides.

"At present I use a crutch to move around. I am told that the Jaipur foot works better than other artificial limbs." Daad Mohammed said he received generous support from the Ajman Government, including houses and cash. He was paid a military pension of Dh24,000 a month by the Abu Dhabi Government.

"Even though my family is big, I don't have any problem managing the budget," he said. "If I buy fish for the entire family I have to spend a minimum of Dh500 per day. If the menu includes mutton at least Dh1,000 per day is required, and that's just for the meat." And despite having so many offspring he does not overlook the vital duty of any dad. He added: "I take care of their requirements – and pay pocket money to each and every child."

Titanic sank? What is the reaction?

What happen If Titanic sank at this time???
Reaction from different countries:


U.S.A:
"A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists.
We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson.
Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find
you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network."
(President Bush........ whoelse?)

U.K:
"I have spoken to the President of United States and
we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is
significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly
behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the
world and this has to be dealt with."
(Prime Minister Blair)

Iraq:
"LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain)

Israel:
"These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough
evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an
accident but it was their suicide bombers who have
commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the
Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them,
starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps."
(Ariel Sharon....bastard)

Canada:
"Titanic who?" (Canadian Prime Minister)

India:
"Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received
passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic
debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such
horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more
soldiers to the border."
(Prime Minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan:
"Sind may Double Sawari per ghair muayyana muddat ke
liye pabandi"
(President Musharraf)

UN:
"Shit happens right??"
(Sec.Gen. Kofi Annan)

Survivors:
"Uhh. Helllooo. Is anyone listening... it was an iceberg..helllooooo o."

How to Start Your Day with a Positive Attitude

1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it "Boss"
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly...
7. Feel better?

(Just a joke!)
HAVE A GOOD DAY

Women... in my life

When I was born,
a woman was there to hold me..........
my mother

I grew as a child,
a woman was there to care for me, to play with me............
my sister

I went to school,
a woman was there to help me learn...........
my teacher

I became depress, whenever I lost,
a woman was there to offer a shoulder............
my wife

I became tough,
a woman was there to melt me............
my daughter

I am dying,
a woman is there to absorb me in.............
my motherland

Explanation of virus

1) Virus is a little program that its activity can 
   destruct /destroy some files and a computer system. If you 
   don't open this program, it still inactive and could not 
   destroy anything.

2) The virus program brought to you by an email as attachment from

   spammer or known as cracker. It has a server itself (virus 
   server). Virus attachment cannot go into another email then 
   become attachment the another email, such as an email was sent 
   by user (netter), members of group, moderator etc. It must be 
   brought to you by email virus itself, that's why, we called 
   them VIRUS EMAIL or SPAM.

3) VIRUS EMAIL would be sent by any email address of any account,

   because some crackers always search and catch email address in 
   boxes FROM, TO: and CC: of sending email including from user's 
   address book. They search to found out then copy or cracked 
   some addresses, even some sending email included its subject 
   line from mailbox of users' anywhere. So that why the virus 
   email looks like was sent by our friend, our member, our 
   moderator etc..... may be able even by email address yourself.

4) How to identification of virus attachment: 
   it has a small size ( 181-285 KB )
   it has extension file name such as below (don't open it):
   *.scr
   *.pif
   *.zip
   *.HQX
   *.MQX
   *.mim
   *.bat
   *.exe
   *.com
   *.txt
   *.doc
   *.clp
   *.lhz
   *.rhz
   and more other new extension name files, and some time it 
   appears as the compressed file... *.zip file. Also by a fake 
   name like this HotMovie.MPEG__________scr. actually that file 
   is virus file with extension .scr. Beware, safe to be safe is 
   only open *.JPG file.

5) By having experience you could identified an email virus from 
   their SUBJECT, most of them contains an amazing statement or 
   unusual word, such as the following examples (don't open it):
   Hi :)
   Pictures.
   Weah ^_^ :))
   Hokki=)
   ello!=))
   Hello -:))
   Hey, dude, it's me ^_^
   access Mpeg
   Re:your text
   Re:Text message
   Re:Msg reply
   Re:Is that your document?
   Re:Hot Movie(MPEG)
   Re:Information...
   Re:Important info
   Re:This is your photos!:)
   and more, and more...and in this year virus type of warm was 
   able to copy your sending email included subject line, but the 
   copied email consist of virus attachment. When you received  
   emails with that subject matter, delete it straight away. 


Don't open it any more. Otherwise the virus sender will see that your
account is still active.


NOTE:
If you write an email, don't make subject line with words look like VIRUS
 EMAIL. Otherwise your email will be deleted by recipient.

BEWARE it's dangerous.
*** If one of your files has an infected virus, it could infect other 
files and then all files in your hard drive when you open or accessed it.
*** Don't open or reply virus email, so that, they can't see you still active.

New Renault

   

It's passion design is totally great!

Fruits as Medicine

Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, Vitamin E &fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.

Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us young....... ..blueberries are the best and very versatile in the health field....... .they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our bodies) 

Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessen the risk of colon cancer.

Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune system.  They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant.  Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting our skin from those darn suv rays) 

Guava & Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps prevent constipation.

Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for gas and indigestion)

Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies

New Bus Chair In Singapore

Nowadays the bus services are too good! Even have sofa as the chair! 

Food as Medicine

HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
Eat plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent headaches.
So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

HAVE FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading.... Green tea is great for our immune system)!

INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).

ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system)

UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.

BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.

PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!! !!
Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.

MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed zinc.

COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers cholesterol, too.)

COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your tummy.

BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.

LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark green and orange vegetables.

ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)

CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.

BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood sugar.

Mitsubishi i Hello Kitty "Princess Kitty" edition

I personally think that the pink color is more suitable for girl's driver!

Some Funny Pictures

Would you believe it?

Have a look and smile!

New Bikes

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Which one you prefer the most?

Bugatti Veyron 16.4 (World's Costliest Car)

The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is currently the fastest, most powerful, and most expensive street-legal full production car in the world, with 1001 horsepower, though several faster or more expensive vehicles have been produced on a limited basis. It reached full production in September 2005. The car is built by Volkswagen AG subsidiary Bugatti Automobiles SAS in its Molsheim (Alsace, France) factory and is sold under the Italian/French Bugatti marque. It is named after French racing driver Pierre Veyron, who won the 24 hours of Le Mans in 1939 while racing for the original Bugatti firm.

Manufacturer: Bugatti Automobiles S.A.S.
Parent company: Volkswagen AG
Production: 2006–present (300 to be produced)
Class: Supercar
Body style(s): 2-door coupé
Layout: Mid-engine, all-wheel drive
Engine(s): 8.0 L quad-turbocharged W16
Transmission(s): 7-speed dual clutch sequential manual
Wheelbase: 2710 mm (106.3 in)
Length: 4462 mm (175.8 in)
Width: 1998 mm (78.7 in)
Height: 1206 mm (47.5 in)
Curb weight: 1888 kg (4162 lb)
Designer: Hartmut Warkuss

Funny Jokes

1. Girl:   Will you love me after marriage also? 
    Boy  :  This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

 

2. Doctor  : Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
                   sleeping pills.
    Wife     : When must I give them to him?
    Doctor  : They are for you.

 

3. God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi  
    He saw me in dark, he created light .
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

 

4. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
    elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile 
    of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take
    only one. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the
    other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A 
    child had written a note, " Take all you want. God is watching the 
    apples."

 

5. One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him 
    up
    MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
    SON   : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
    MOM  : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
    SON   : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate
                  me."
    MOM  : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
    SON   : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
    MOM  : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand 
                 your responsibilities.
                 Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

 

6. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
    Three fastest means of communication in the world.
    Tele-phone
    Tele-vision
    Tell-a-woman.
    You still want faster?
    Tell her not to tell anyone :-)

 

7. A man is dying of Cancer.
    His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying
                                    of AIDS?"
    Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

Girl at different age

We must understand the differences female by each ten years.

What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?
 At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

 At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
                                But you'll be took by her to bed.
  At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
  At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
  At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
 At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

The largest cylindrical aquarium

    

It is placed at the lobby of the Radisson SAS Hotel in Berlin. The 25 meters high "AquaDom" is the largest cylindrical aquarium ever built. It is filled with about 900,000 liters of seawater and contains some 2600 fish of 56 species.

It is combined with a vast amount of sandblasted glass, the giant "AquaDom" gives a transparent like feeling. From  the lobby, guests and visitors are able to travel through the aquarium in a glass-enclosed elevator to reach a sightseeing point and restaurant under the glass roof.

Two full-time divers are responsible for the care and feeding of the fish and maintenance of the aquarium. Some of the interior rooms and suites look out over the atrium, offering 'ocean views' of the "AquaDom"

 

Construction
The "AquaDom" was opened in December 2003. It cost about 12.8 million euros. The acrylic glass cylinder was constructed by the U.S. company Reynolds Polymer Technology.

The outside cylinder was manufactured on-site from four pieces; the inside cylinder for the elevator was delivered in one piece The "Aquadom" is the largest acrylic glass cylinder in the world, with a diameter of over 11 meters  built on a 9 meters tall concrete foundation.

My Love Will Get You Home

Singer: Christine Glass
If you wander off too far, my love will get you home.
If you follow the wrong star, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me,
my love will get you home. Boy, my love will get you home.

If the bright lights blinds your eyes, my love will get you home.
If your troubles break your stride, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me,
my love will get you home. Boy, my love will get you home.

If you ever feel ashamed, my love will get you home.
If its only you to blame, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me,
my love will get you home. Boy, my love will get you home.

If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me,
my love will get you home. Boy, my love will get you home.
Boy, my love will get you home.