Monday, December 31, 2007
Friday, December 28, 2007
Amazing Drawing with Alphabet
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Bees
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
'I'm out of petrol,' the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
'Try it now,' said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!'
The man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my petrol tank'?
The bee answered,
(I see you smiling)
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
Four Proud Dads!!!
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.
MORAL OF THE STORY.......
DISAPPOINTMENTS COME IN A VERY UNEXPECTED SITUATION...
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Love and Life
Love is for life,
Life is not for love,
Love may fail in life,
Life should never fail in love,
So, don't spoil life in love,
But don't forget love in life.
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Sunday, December 2, 2007
Super Baby World Record !!!
HAVE A LOOK!!!!
Age: 11 Months
Weight: 52.5kg
Per Day Diet: 1 kg Rice and 5 litres Milk, 2kg Beef
Birth Place: India-Rajasthan
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