Seven held hostage in latest Brazil prison uprising

A boy love a girl...

A girl talking to her bf by the roadside:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No...
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really...
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: Nope
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: Hell No...
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: Of coz no...
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No...
Girl: What would you choose: your life...or me?
Boy: I choose My Life

The girl runs away with such shock and pain in her heart but the boy run after her and shouted loudly....

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind...

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you...

The reason I don't want you is because I need you...

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left me...

The reason wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you...

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you...

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life..."

Good laugh

Don't look at naked lady

Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady,  I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already.

Names of Wives
One man had 4 wives, so he called his
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol

How India Got Its Name
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".

Research Finding
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch

Meaning of Wife and Husband
W --- wonderful               H---- handsome
I  ---- item                        U --- useful
F ---  for                           S --- smart
E ---  entertainment         B --- but 
                                          A --- at
                                          N --- night
                                          D --- dangerous 

That Old Question But It ANSWER..

CHILD:  Dad, where did I come  from?
DAD   :    Okay,  we had to have this conversation some day!.. 
                Listen... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I  set up a meeting  with  your mom  and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe? Then, mom did  some downloads  from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload,  we discovered  that there was no firewall.  Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later,  the damn virus appeared!.  
CHILD:  Huh?

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GTO - Poison

Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville - Don't Know Much

Look at this face
I know the years are showing
Look at this life
I still don't know where it's going

I don't know much
But I know I love you
And that may be all I need to know

Look at these eyes
They've never see what matter
Look at these dreams
So beaten and so battered

I don't know much
But I know I love you
And that may be all I need to know

So many questions still left unanswered
So much I've never broken through

And when I feel you near me
Sometimes I see so clearly
The only truth I've ever known is me and you

Look at this man
So blessed with inspiration
Look at this soul
Still searching for salvation

I don't know much
But I know I love you
And that may be all I need to know

I don't know much
But I know I love you
And that may be all I need to know

I don't know much
But I know I love you
And that may be all there is to know

Nickelback - Gotta Be Somebody

This time, I wonder what it feels like
To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of
But dreams just aren't enough
So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling
The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene
Straight off the silver screen
So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end
Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with

Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there

Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight
And dammit this feels too right, it's just like deja vu
Me standing here with you
So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end
Is it that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with

Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there

You can't give up, looking for a diamond in the rough
You never know, when it shows up, make sure you're holding on
Cause it could be the one, the one you're waiting on
Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
And everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me, ohhh

Nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know their not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Nobody wants to be the last one there
Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there

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